[shess, unaware of how many people are trying to defend him from the clown when he doesn't need it (sorry, miki), is waiting outside hisoka and axel's house. again, he's leaning against the wall, arms crossed with his tablet held in one hand.
when he sees hisoka, he uncrosses them to write.]
If the visions are your convoluted, indirect attempt at propositioning me, I'll have to decline.
[Well, Hisoka said he wouldn't talk to Shess. So, like, he keeps his chin tipped up and his eyes away, and he moves like he plans to head right by and into the house.
But stops long enough to briefly glance at the tablet with disinterest. Both brows come together, and then one rises very slowly, curious.
He smiles and parts his arms, hands lifted. The fingers wiggle. As if to ask if Shess wants to check him to make sure he really does know what he has.]
[one, as an aside, i hate that i have to take what i said before back, shess actually probably does have (nonhuman) vocal chords and therefore can make noises but now he's never going to out of spite.
two, why is hisoka the way he is.
three, no. shess just continues to stare, mildly annoyed, because he absolutely does not feel the need to check hisoka. stop propositioning him.]
After a moment, Hisoka reaches out to pinch the tablet between his fingers and pluck it right out of Shess's hand. (idek if it works for hisoka but) He uses it to write something, and then he hands it back.]
[The smile is momentarily preening, in just as much of a shitty smug way as it would seem.
But then the pen and pad hit him in the face, and he blinks, hands up to catch them when they fall. Ah. Well. He said he wouldn't talk to Shess, but didn't say anything about writing...]
w3, thursday
when he sees hisoka, he uncrosses them to write.]
If the visions are your convoluted, indirect attempt at propositioning me, I'll have to decline.
i'm so glad it was comment 69
But stops long enough to briefly glance at the tablet with disinterest. Both brows come together, and then one rises very slowly, curious.
He just gives Shess a questioning look.
??]
sighs deeply
I'm aware of what you have in your possession, Hisoka.
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He smiles and parts his arms, hands lifted. The fingers wiggle. As if to ask if Shess wants to check him to make sure he really does know what he has.]
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two, why is hisoka the way he is.
three, no. shess just continues to stare, mildly annoyed, because he absolutely does not feel the need to check hisoka. stop propositioning him.]
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Shess gets a small shrug then, followed directly by a once-over. It's not suggestive, but kind of wondering. An askance.]
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is this how humans feel while talking to him?]
If I tell you that you don't have to adhere to whatever deal you made, will you talk? I'm not in the mood for guessing games.
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After a moment, Hisoka reaches out to pinch the tablet between his fingers and pluck it right out of Shess's hand. (idek if it works for hisoka but) He uses it to write something, and then he hands it back.]
No. A promise is a promise.
[He's... drawn???? or typed??? a heart.]
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Surprisingly noble of you.
[not that he actually thinks it's from good intentions, but.
he expected this, so he pulls out a notepad and pen and gives them to hisoka. or rather, he sort of tosses them at his face.]
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But then the pen and pad hit him in the face, and he blinks, hands up to catch them when they fall. Ah. Well. He said he wouldn't talk to Shess, but didn't say anything about writing...]
Yo.
[Now he can draw the heart.]
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What was the point of sending me those dreams?
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For fun.
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[there are so many people?? hisoka could target for fun??? though better shess than someone else, at least in this particular regard.]
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[He pauses a moment, then adds:]
I said I wouldn't talk to you or visit, but I didn't have to, did I? ♦
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How convenient you made that promise only after forcing me to have repeated visions of you anyway.
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[It was the best joke? Come on.]
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When do they end?
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7 days.
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Having fun?
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